party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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