she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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