Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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