Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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