Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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