I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
false alarm, still single
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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