we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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