i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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