Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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