Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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