I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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