i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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