dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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