guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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