Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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