i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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