He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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