He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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