So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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