suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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