"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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