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Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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