she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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