Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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