Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I lost the right to judge tonight
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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