His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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