We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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