some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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