You can't special order awesome
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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