we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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