is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
