K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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