My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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