theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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