is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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