Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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