they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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