worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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