Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
