Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize