If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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