i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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