is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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