would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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