Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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