I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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