Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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