Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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