Fine. I'll sleep in my office
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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