I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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