She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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