Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So much rum. So many feels.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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