dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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