If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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